![]() ![]() ![]() Tom Tulip and his brother, Bobby, have quite a little empire going for themselves, and when they learn that the entire town is freaking out about a troll, they figure out a brilliant way to cash in on it: sell anti-troll merchandise! When Ernest runs into their store, they already have a wide assortment of troll-related goods to sell him such as Troll Away Spray, Bolivian Army Slingshots, Day-Glo Troll Waders, Troll Ninja Nunchucks, Slime-Proof Troll Gloves, Chopped Troll Bait, No Troll Pest Strips, a Trolling Motor, and last but not least, a copy of Troll Love Songs on vinyl. The Tulip Brothers sure know how to make a buck, and what better time to cash in on things than when everybody is in a panic. LESSON #6: If your town is under attack, try to cash in on it. I guess he's that special breed of nerd troll who collects action figures and still plays with them. If only he hadn't removed them from the package, he could sell some of them for a pretty penny on eBay. Like any truly nerdy collector, Trantor even has a special display case set up for his collection. And really, what's worse - a foreign toy company harvesting children and forcing them to build toys for kids in America or a troll harvesting the souls of children and turning them into actual toys for his collection? I think we all know the answer. True, the figures this particular troll (Trantor) collects are created using the souls of children and they're made of wood, but they're still action figures nonetheless. When you think about it, the movie is really about one troll's quest to complete his collection of action figures. Sure, we've seen Trolls do all kinds of awful things from harvesting souls to turning people into piles of green vegetarian slop for consumption, but until I saw Ernest Scared Stupid, I had no idea that they were really into collecting action figures. ![]() LESSON #4: Trolls are nerds who enjoy collecting action figures too. ![]()
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